Love? I'll Pass Blanket | Anti‑Valentine, Edgy Heart Design

A cheeky anti‑Valentine velveteen blanket that pairs a hand‑sketched, slightly distressed pink heart with a sardonic line—‘Love?! I’ll pass!’—and a muted subtext. The design uses contrast between soft rosy tones and inked black accents to signal playful independence; the clean serif/sans blend gives the message a crisp, tongue‑in‑cheek attitude that fits the Hearts‑with‑a‑Twist trend. Cozy enough for evenings in, it works as a bold, conversational accent for readers, roommates, or anyone who prefers humor with a guarded edge. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex options - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft to the touch - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability and restricted substance requirements; adult use; sourced from China Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product